Movie merchandise that i wish they would make

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Wednesday, June 10th, 2009    Subscribe To Our Feed

There is a huge variety of merchandise out there for films: action figures, books, mugs, t-shirts and so on. But lets be honest- this isnt the merchandise we were hoping for -if your going to give us some promotional merchandise, make it exciting, fun -and deadly. These are just afew of the items that if we could get hold off- we’d buy them just like that.

• A proper lightsabre. Dont lie -ever since it lopped off that monsters hand in the catina we’ve all wanted to wield one. Be prepared to fight randomn strangers for no reason other than you both have a lightsabre, you dont have to make the ‘whoom’ noise yourself anymore and it will be available in a wide range of colours. Every geeks dream would be achieved and light sabre fights would be common place everywhere. Try very hard not to sever your own limb off in the process.
• The DeLorean DMC-12 car. Yes, that DeLorean -ever since Back to the future we’ve wanted to jump into one and go screw about with our timelines, changing our past to benefit our future. but if everyone bought one time would keep changing every time someone went back and the whole solar system would blow up. ha! Just pulling your leg, but how much of of future would be different, just in changing the past? Now that we have an 80’s style revival going to, that cars gonna score you mega points with everyone born then.
• The Hellraiser Lament configuration box. Satan’s version of the Rubix cube will make sure Pinhead pays a visit to whoever you hand it to -in laws, bill collectors, siblings -the list is endless. Tim in finance about to get that promotion that is rightfully yours? Not anymore he’s not, that over competitive idiot thats dating girl you like can take the trip of a lifetime -leaving you free to comfort her. Just remember to buy an xbox in case you get bored and your hands get twitchy -it makes a great paperweight to when its not sending people to hell.

Need some branded merchandise that isnt going to kill you?

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